For a basic Slopper, place half a hamburger bun in a bowl, add cooked = ground beef, or shredded cooked beef, or cooked ground pork, or shredded = cooked pork, or grilled shredded chicken breast or whatever turns you on;= pour on steaming hot green chile, s prinkle on some grated cheddar, or Jack, or Jack with Jalepenos, or even = Mexican Velveeta. Top with some chopped onions and all the chopped Jalape= nos you dare.

Serve with warm flour tortillas and lots of napkins. A frosted schoone= r of beer is the perfect "washer."

Rolaids or Pepto Bismol, on-the-side, is acceptable.